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Swagfag

Someone who is overly swaggy in a bad way.

Dude , Carlos is such a swagfag.

by Qterus August 16, 2014

Swagfag

A person who wears joggers, red vans, diamond and emoji clothes, always order a Caramel Frappuchino and always use emojis

Swagfag - " Diamond 💯 😻👑💦" Normal person- " ew stop"

by lalalalalalalalalalaa March 19, 2015

Swagfag

Exactly what it sounds like. You know who I'm talking about, always wearing designer clothing. Probably don't do well in school, getting in trouble with teachers. 8 times out of 10, the belt they're wearing is only for show and in no way is to hold their pants up, and might even have the opposite effect

Person A:"did you see James in the hallway" Person B:" he was wearing a belt and his pants were still sagging" Person A:"then what's the point of the fucking belt" Person B:"he's such a swagfag"

by Milk first, Cereal second March 30, 2018

Swagfag

A kid who wears a variety of expensive and branded clothing to make them look cool. Swagfags act really cocky when they are around their friends and even more cocky when around girls, just to hit on them. You see these kid everywhere, even school. They walk around looking ridiculous in skinny jeans, big branded shirts and snap-backs facing backwards as well as wear expensive shoes like Jordans, but real swag fags wear Yeezys which make them look like tools when combined with their current wardrobe. They often end up unemployed or working at a fast food place or giving head to some dude he met on the internet for money.

Swagfag: "dude if anything, I'll save the world from aliens because they will be blown away by my swag" Normal Guy: "no They'll be blown away by the fact you didn't kill yourself yet, Swagfag"

by Kulboi August 24, 2016

swagfag

A teenager known for wearing awful attire, this includes: snapback cap (front facing or back),California hoodie or t-shirt, tan colored skinny jeans or shorts, knee high nike socks, and high top shoes. Swagfags appear in groups of 3-5. A group of Swagfags is called a "poodle".

Wow, that Swagfag needs to get laid!

by Mr. Crunch April 12, 2014

Swagfags

Swagfags symbolize how a seemingly normal human being can follow a trend of meaningless douchebaggery (mostly through peer pressure) in order for them to feel included and give meaning to their lack of achievement. They are willing so sacrifice their future and their friends just so they can feel included now. Swagfags are mostly commonly insecure young people (aged 8-17). Due to the the fact they haven't achieved anything so far in their life and don't have many friends, they give up on trying to achieve something positive and learning proper social skills. As a result they join the Swag band wagon with certainty that it will somehow make them successful and get them good friends. And thus the more Swagfags there are, the more easy it is for other kids to become one.

Person1: "Wow whats with all the people wearing snapbacks, the same pair of jeans and not giving a crap about their school marks these days?" Person2: "They think they have SWAG, normal people generally define them as Swagfags. They think having SWAG will get them a future through doing nothing but the style of how they do things" Person1: "But they don't do anything, well at least nothing helpful?" Person2: "Exactly" Swagfag: "ur juz jellos cauz u dun hav SWAG" Person1 & Person2: Faceplam*

by Piezor November 18, 2012

SwagFag

Someone who over does the whole shoe matching socks, matching pants, matching shirt, matching hat crap.

-Guy"Hey dude, check out my brand new shoes that I will only wear once and not outside of school because they'll get dirty" -Other Guy "That's awesome dude ! I spent 280 dollars on my new ones " -Guy "Sweeet" -Girl down the hall "Did you see those SwagFag's back there?" -Friend "Yeah what a tool"

by RoVoVo June 24, 2011