A fork of Rural Dictionary
T s in the b stands for throw shit in the basket. Its when you throw sumthing in the basket at the store while shopping with someone else so that they pay for you item. Make someone pay for your item without their knowledge.
At Wal-Mart the other day, I t s in the b'd a new phone for the house.
ITSP Ian Thorpe Sex Pest Usually found lurking around the South East Essex region, Young ladies be aware of the 106 gti, be warned off this sexual predator!
He is like an I T S P
It's an abbreviation for "Tired of this shit"
Girl, I am seriously T. O. T. S.
A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.
VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.” Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.” VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!” Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.” VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.” Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
Typical Man Syndrome. The equivelant PMS for men, where often at certain times of the month they get selfish, rude, and dont want to be nice to their female partner unless it invloves food, sex, football, or tinkering with the car.
Oh he's got the T M S again. Shutit and take some T M S pills. Dont wanna be taking him round the clothes shops today..he's got a bad case of T M S