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Tactical

The idea of taking a crap before you go out to makes sure you dont have to crap in a dingy public bathroom

P1: we should get going now

P2: wait i need to take a tactical first before we leave

by mcniece_racing March 27, 2011

tactics

Tactics are always to blame when you fail in Football Manager. The line is often used by employees of SI Games to deny allegations of the AI cheating.

"My save game corrupted."
"It's your tactics."

by Lenzar86 November 22, 2015

tactical

The threat or action of doing bodily harm to someone, usually with bare hands.

Dude, you'd best get outta my grill before I go tactical on 'yo ass.

by Cletus January 13, 2004

Tactical

1. A word to define the process of taking a hurried, strategically timed wank with the sole intention of cramming as many 'tacticals' into your day as possible.

2. Can also be used to relieve sexual pressure a short while before a nervously anticipated meeting with a girlfriend or figure of sexual interest.

1.

guy 1: where's Fred?
guy 2: gone for another tactical, my kleenex supply is diminishing at a worrying rate because of that obsessive bastard..

2.

Guy 1. You all set to meet Juliet?
Guy 2. What if i get a boner? she's bound to see! she'll never even look at me again!
Guy 1: Alright then, you can take three minutes out on the tram and have a quick tactical but you'll have to be speedy!

by HelvedSnooty April 13, 2012

Fight tactics

a calculated action, move or strategy one or both partners may use as leverage designed to gain a specific advantage or to end an argument or disagreement.

Jo overheard her boyfriend Byron tell his boys to get out of an argument your fight tactics have to be on point.

by Starving Artist246 August 16, 2021

Fight tactics

A manipulative action, move or ploy used by one partner in a fake love relationship as leverage to gain the upper hand in winning and ending an argument or disagreement without resolving anything .Only adding this to the list to argue or disagree the next time. It’s a one-sided toxic mix of mind fuckery and lots of sex to distract you.

You have to be able to beat her at her own game and stop this going back and forth. You act your stuck in a revolving door and you can’t get out.

I know but she uses crying as her fight tactics and once I see the water works I’m done. As far as me being stuck in a revolving door as long as the sex is good I can stuck in it for a little while longer.

by Starving Artist November 10, 2021

Fight tactics

A manipulative action, move or ploy used by one partner in a fake love relationship as leverage to gain the upper hand in winning or ending an argument or disagreement without resolving anything. This manipulation is followed up with lots of sex to distract you until the next time you board this repeat roller coaster ride only adding more uncertainty and finally you ask yourself why. The toxic mix of mind fuckery and what you believe is lots of good sex only leaves you feeling more confused, violated and oversexed.

You need to break up with your girl once and for all. No more of the back and forth revolving door.

I know but she uses crying as her fight tactics and once I see her crying it’s a wrap. But the unlimited sex afterwards maybe worth staying a little longer.

by Starving Artist November 11, 2021