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Tadpole

Frog sperm

Don’t listen to your biology lessons, tadpoles are frog sperm

by holamisamigos March 19, 2018

tadpole

A way of saying you kinda like someone but not completely yet.

You say, "I like you a tadpole. Maybe one day it'll become a frog."

by BreeDizzle March 20, 2011

tadpoling

Leaving one's seminal discharge on the clothing or body of another, particularly in public. The tadpole image is conjured by the swimming sperm cells.

These guys on Boston's Red Line were jacking off in crowded morning rush-hour trains and tadpoling all the women in their business clothes.

by Chris Zizzo January 30, 2008

Tadpole

Attempting to give someone (most likely a male) the Shocker but unfortunately the pinky is left without an orifice, thus wiggling around like a tadpole.

The gentleman was unaware that he had accidentally given the woman the Tadpole rather than the much desired Shocker.

by dubpen October 05, 2010

tadpoles

The "tadpole" like shrapnel emptied into the toilet bowl from your bowels after eating salad the day before or that day and it requires lbs of toilet paper to cleanse, it's almost like wiping your ass with wax paper.

I took a crap and the bowl was full of tadpoles!

by Q8 December 01, 2007

tadpole

A derrogatory term for a Belgian. (Almost French, but not quite)

see frog

"Someone pinched my wallet in Antwerp! Fuckin' tadpoles!"

by Phuyuck '74 March 24, 2004

Tadpole

A one-nutted penis.

Check out Dustin's tadpole. Ha Ha Ha Ha.

by Smokey D November 22, 2003