A fork of Rural Dictionary
On October 30, it is time for the short friends to get their revenge. Start kicking every friend you have that is taller than you!
Short friend: *kicks tall friend*
Tall friend: "What was that for?"
Short friend: "It's 'kick your tall friend day'."
National pay your tall friend day is a national holiday where if u are the tallest of ur friend group, everyone has to give u $5 and if they refuse, then you are entitled to slap them. You're welcome. National pay your tall friend day is on July 27th.
Person A: Hey! It's national pay your tall friend day! $5 please!
Person B: No! I'm like 1/4858 of an inch taller then you!
Person C (Actually the tall one): WASSUP ITS PAY UR TALL FRIEND DAY
Today is smack your tall friend ass day
This day happens everyday from march to may.
Hey sky!
what Greg?
Its smack your tall friends ass day!!!!
National Slap a Tall Friend Day (23rd April
National smack your tallest friend day.
This is for all the short people out
National smack your tall friends day (October 31)
you can smack all of your friends that are taller than you.
appreciating ur friends 5’9 and above on July 15th. they deserve some appreciation for being built like a stringbean
hey! did you know that it’s tall friend appreciation day? ask your tall friends how the weather is up there!
Feburary 11th, slap people in the back of the head day. You can sneak up on them and slap them on the back op the head.
Haha, its feb 11th: slap your tall friend in the back of the head day. Oh crap
Im too short