Country Dictionary

As if you put sticky cum onto clear and thin paper. One of the strongest and most important parts of the human world.

“Hey I heard your truck broke down.”
“My life is devoid of any emotion, my family hates me, nobody can hear my true feelings and I want it to end, my entire life has lead to failure and I can’t deal with this anymore.”

Tape

A code word for when you want to call someone a dick or tell someone in the room that someone else is being a dick but you don’t really want the “dick” to know it’s them. And it’s tape, because you wish you could tape their mouth shut because they are being SUCH A DICK

Tom (to Amy, in a meeting): I don't really care because your proposed solution doesn't address the real problem.

Jaime (to Michelle): Hey, can you pass the tape?

fucked up the ass,screwed
used on the living end message board.

that guy is sure taped alright.

secret code of being drunk

"Man, i'm so taped. This is great."
"Can we get some tape tonight?"

Style of the late 80's. A jean or kind of pant that creates an illusion of a long buttox or frontal area while forming a slight "tapered" or tight look at the ankle of the pant. Used for costumes, "dress up days," un-hip and sometimes overweight women, and "HxC" scenesters.

"That girls is so scene! Check out her choppy haircut and sweet TAPES! They're SOOO hxc!"

or

"That woman has got some sweet TAPES. Just look at how tight they are at the ankle!"

code name for mary jane or hashish.

Five years before Al Gore invented teh internets last Thursday, a daft group of young hooligans attending a Department of Defense high school overseas in Heidelberg, Germany (the epicenter and mythical origin of lulz before it became fashionable), overcame the obstacles erected by MPs and the CID to prevent them from attaining temporary enlightenment from the unlikely combination of some matches, a pipe and hash.

The oppressed lads, in what is now a classic story of triumph over hardship, devised a new lexicon with which they could communicate freely, but also secretly, about their favorite past time. Their love of music, particularly the time-honored melodies of Eazy-E, influenced their decision to substitute the word for illicit cannabis with tapes. This wise choice enabled the lads to continue their unique brand of hooliganism unhindered, ensuring more lulz would be had for many years to come. And the Iraq.

Slacker 1: Wanna go listen to some tapes?
Slacker 2: Word.

Shize Ami 1: What were you guys doin?
Shize Ami 2: Listening to tapes.
Shize Ami 1: Cool, let's go.
Shize Ami 2: What?

A reel of flat magnetic media (often in a cassette package). Used for recording audio or video.

He recorded the birthday party on a miniDV video tape.