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teammate agreement

A sacret bond that is not supposed to be broken by Primož and Anže( Any onther Teammates in the world) Rules: -Teammates shall sit together in class -Teammates shall not hurt each other unless its realy necessary -If teammates play on oposite teams they should cover each other -A teammate will help cheat the other teammate on the test -If the teammate would be broken by any party in it he has to be punished by death or getting his balls removed -The only way to break teammate agreement is by getting molested by a horse for 8 straight hours -Teammates are not supposed to stop playing a sport wich is selected by the parties of the agreement -Teammates shall go eat together atleast once a month -Sexual harrasment is off limits unless the parties in the agreement are gay -If teammates play 1-1 they have to give it all -Trash talking is allowed -Teammates are not supposed to expose each other publicly or on social media -If teammate breaks anohers teammates ankles they are ititled to bitchslapping him -Teammates shall respect the Teammate Agreement at 100%

Anže broke the Teammate Agreement by sitting with Guštl

by Dicklord123 December 13, 2018

Teammate Abandonment

When one or more player(s) leaves another player without any supporting fire. The abandoned player usually ends up getting mauled by zombies and dieing.

Damnit i got downed again because Mark into Teammate Abandonment.

by Smitty the man December 22, 2011

average yellow teammate

CS2 spesific term: The person(aruagble) that rages and flames in chat all game. Prone to ragequitting and trolling.

don't act like average yellow teammate, you are better than this

by Mio the derp March 17, 2024

Bad teammate

One who pushes when the squad is across the map. One who lands in unnamed buildings when everyone else is somewhere else Christian

Christian is a bad teammate because he doesn't stick with the squad

by lebuny November 27, 2023

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend? Brady: No way bro! John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer? Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020

ranked teammates

Ranked Teammates Absolutely braindead mistakes that are retarded and have no common sense. They are often found making you borderline suicidal and angry, selling your games or rank while they do it over and over again with more random people. Respectfully and Disrespectfully, if you yourself suck at a certain game that you play rank in, constantly doing bad in it; Consider quitting the game.

“Some autistic little bad rank teammates kept going like 0-10 or some horrible statline and kept dying while doing nothing.” “Yeah bro I lost like 200 points thanks to some bad randoms/teammates/failed abortions” Ranked teammates

by EL_2804 May 29, 2024

ranked teammates

the most low functioning restarted mfs you will ever see, that just sell the entire game

guy 1: dude these ranked teammates are totally selling the game guy 2: ikr

by apollo.11 July 21, 2024