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The Funnel is when a male saves up his cum in a bucket for a month. he then puts the tip of a funnel into a girls vagina and pours the bucket of cum into her.
The funnel its pretty awsome
The collective noun for a group of Freshlings, young licensed skydivers who have less than 150 jumps, or who have jumped out of airplanes for less than 18 months.
"Fresh Meet at Skydive Perris is getting bigger each year. We had a huge funnel last time!"
"On that last load, we had a big funnel, they all had less than 100 jumps"
When three or more people are walking down a tight hallway where one person is forced to step back from the others and out of the conversation
"hey slow down I'm being funneled"
A nickname for a person with a small dick.
Girl: that guy last night was such a funnell
An idiotic or incompetent person.
An unintelligent person.
Ashneel: O shit I accidentally put on two left shoes this morning .. shhiiittt
Irene: o my god! What a funnel!
Zara: FUNNEL bro