A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term for your asshole because its black and round.
"Dude, this girl wants to lick my tire!"
Go to fucking SLEEP!
You'll thank me for this!
Man1: Man I'm tired...
Man2: (punches Man2 in temple, whom promptly goes to sleep.)
what mindless people type into the little "look up" box on urbandictionary..because they are bored, and most likely tired its a vicious circle
why are is this a definition? everyone knows what it means...i guess im dumbfuc to...oh well
What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".
Joe: "Honey... I've been thinking 'bout you aaall day."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."
What you probably are if you're on here too much.
Hey if you're tired of this website, you're welcome to do something else.