A fork of Rural Dictionary
A misspelling of the word "wifi", often caused by auto-correct.
"my wife just died"
"I think my neighbor is stealing my wife"
extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend
"Dude, your wife battled an ogre to save your favorite t-shirt? That's extremely hardcore."
meaning you are taken by someone and in a meaningful relationship with them.
"how's your love life..?"
"i'm wifed."
when a guy decides to make one girl, his number one. At this point he will be talking about loving you, buying you stuff.
Extreme Wifing: moving in, marriage, kids, and *gulp* REAL commitment.
*Remember* using wifey, is more serious then girlfriend but much less than wife. Wife is usually associated with Extreme Wifing, & Marriage.
1) Yo, my girl Jenny is defiantly getting to be wifey material right now.
2) Jenny is such a great girlfriend I'm thinking about wifing her.
3) Mike! you know Jenny is a hoe! why would you want her wifed? so, she can cheat on you again?
The person that is there for you whenever you need them, the person that makes you want to be better, the person that you love and cherish forever.
(Hint: getting married to a woman you don't love isn't a good idea, don't do it.)
I wish I had a wife instead of a woman I have to constantly put up with.