A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who likes men, women and tricycles.
Guy1: Dude...what are you doing with that tricycle?
Guy2: I'm tri-sexual.
Its like bi-sexual, but you also like trannies. So your tri-sexual if you like guys, girls, and trannies.
Guy 1: Woah! Look at that group of hot bods!
Guy 2: Dude! That's a guy, a girl, and a tranny, in that group!
Guy 1: I guess I'm tri-sexual then.
Guy 2: I guess so.
Tri-sexuality, simply means that a male or female is no longer attracted to men or women. What should one do if they are no longer attracted to mainstream genders? Why, become attracted to triangles of course! It cuts all the pain and aggravation out of relationships! Tri- Sexuals are perfectly content making sweet sweet love to their Trigonometry homework.
~Founded by Mr. Burkman. All hail Bradford!
Girl one: I'm so sick of relationships, I think I'm tri-sexual
Girl two: Then we should both find a right triangle to settle down with.
1. a female/male who has sexual intercourse with both sexes and animals.
Ex: person 1 -- dude, johnny fucked my parents and my dog!
person 2 -- johnny's totally a tri-sexual! ugh!
Like bisexual but adding animals =trisexual
Jason likes guys,girls,and animals making him tri-sexual.
A man or woman who is attracted to and inclined to fornicate with the same sex, the opposite sex, and dolphins.
Is that a dolphin? What are you some type of Tri-Sexual?