A fork of Rural Dictionary
excellent kissers LOUD... on and off stage ;)
"Those female trumpet players blow so hard" ;)
Play too quietly.
Trumpet Player: Quiet Sane Person: Most Trumpet Players Play so Quietly
1. When a man asks his woman to lie down whilst he places his testicles in her mouth and asks his woman to perform hand-job on his penis. The man then asks his woman to hum creating a vibrating sensation on the balls. This bring great pleasure for the man. The man then asks his woman to close her eyes, the woman knows she is in for surprise. The man takes a drag from his pipe. While holding in his smoke the man excretes feces on his woman's face and exhales the smoke in the same general area. This creates the illusion of a cigar smoking trumpet player.
Jon Nguyen: My woman is cigar smoking trumpet player Chi Voung: Wow how you get woman to be so tarented?
This person is loud, obnoxious, and annoying, but their funniness makes up for it. They make people laugh so hard. You either hate them or love them. They truely light up the whole band.
Person 1: Did you see Alex? Person 2: Yeah, why? Person 1: I found out why he’s so annoying Person 2: Why? Person 1: He’s a trumpet player
marek, nathan and jordan are the very definition of trumpet players