Country Dictionary

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Take me shopping

Pay for everything she wants at the mall

Brittney said "take me shopping "now I'm broke

by Lalee August 14, 2015

take me to the pilot

1. excitedly,aggressively, or quickly take off a partner's clothes and having sex with them.

2.the sex scene from Rocketman where the song "Take me to the pilot" played

Did you want to take me to the pilot tonight?

by SaunderShower May 19, 2020

Take me down

When a girl says ‘take me down’ she’s usually referring in a sexual sense.

Take me down, daddy.” She doesn’t mean take me to a festival she means bring the festival to me and put me on the Ferris wheel of your penis.

Take me down tonight baby.

by Emmarayne November 11, 2017

Take me to the lighthouse

To help the lady orgasm

"Hey mister, will you skip the pleasantries and just take me to the lighthouse?"

Made famous in Jaws 2, when the girl asked her new friend to leave the party and go straight to the lighthouse.

by JoTony July 09, 2014

taking me to church

sym. to "giving me life" = anything that moves your spirit and makes you raise your hands and say, "Hallelujah!"

Ex. Her outfit is taking me to church! ::praying hands emoji::

That new episode of Real Housewives is taking me to church.

by Herr Neal March 04, 2015

take me to the edge

when one person masturbates another person right to the point of ejaculation.

take me to the edge, then throws them off makes them cum.

by bind torture kill April 01, 2016

take me down

This experience is great. I'm high. As in the Guns n' Roses lyrics, "Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty."

This weed is really good. Take me down.

by Robopoet July 20, 2005