Country Dictionary

Giving money you don't have to people you don't know for a program you don't believe in.

It's income tax time again. whoo. </sarc>

That thing you don't get taught about in school.

"What the hell are taxes."

The other thing guaranteed in life besides death.

Death and taxes are two things you can not escape in this world. Believe me, I tried to escape both and now I am screwed.

stolen. to have something taken from you without your permission or consent, and without the intention to be returned.

dam, someone broke into my house last night and taxed my T.V.

Verb. - To steal.
Noun. (Taxer) - Thief

"Javier taxed Mike's unix book, and Mike kicked Javiers ass for being a taxer."

Another necessary evil perpetrated by the government, which is itself a necessary evil. While many people disagree over just how much taxes they need to pay, it is stunningly obvious that we need to pay some taxes. Running the country, after all, isn't a part-time job.

The general reaction to taxes is high, usually because people are very attached to the small green slips of paper they call 'money.'

1: I'm a Democrat! I want higher taxes!
2: I'm a Republican! I want lower taxes!
3: I'm an Urban Dictionarian! I want no taxes!

To steal or take something.

A: Where did my pen go?
B: Ha! I taxed it!

C: I'm so going to tax those jeans from that (insert expensive store name here).