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Tea-cupped

A discret way of inviting someone with flirty intentions...

If its late at night and you change 'tea' to 'coffee' its obvious you're inviting sex.

"I just got tea-cupped" ie someone just made a flirty invite

"Wanna have tea" ie "wanna have sex"

by Tea-enthusiast October 23, 2012

Tea cups

A perfectly normal erotic activity involving a guy slurping cum out of another guys belly button.

Bruce: "Hey sissy boys, I'm about to cum."

Gary: "Oooooh, cum in my belly button."

Steve: "Yeah cum in his belly button and I'll slurp it out."

Bruce: "We'll play tea cups!"

Steve: "Uh, but will you think I'm gay if I do this?"

Gary: "No we're all macho guys. We'll just pretend we're playing sports!"

by the original tea cup September 18, 2010

tea cup

When someone grabs a fart then releases into someone's face, their hand is usually in the form of a teacup.

He just took a sip of my tea cup.

by Austen the Puerto rican March 31, 2006

tea cupping

Hold a woman's ears like tea cups handles while she performs fellatio

I was totally tea cupping her during fellatio by holding her ears.

by CarMax February 18, 2013

Turkish Tea Cup

A distinctive move during sexual intercourse where a female is on all fours or standing up with the male partner positioned behind her and his penis is inserted into the her anus or vagina. The female then reaches backwards with her hand, between her legs, and "cups" her male partner's testicles, thus engaging in the "Turkish Tea Cup"

This stimulating move can heighten the onset of ejaculation in some men, while in others it may postpone this critical moment, allowing for the couple to engage in extended hedonistic pleasure.

Variations:

If she has two male partners, one below her (in front of her) and one behind her with one penis in her vagina and the second in her anus, this movement is now referred to as a "Turkish Sandwich".

If all partners are of the same sex, the move would be referred to as the "Turkish Lock". An all female couple will usually have a prosthetic penis, fingers, or something of the like for rear insertion, but the partner on all fours or standing up will now be rubbing her partner's clitoris.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fuck each others brain out, Jill grabbed her ankles, Jack dropped his pants and went balls deep while singing Mr Bojangles, she let out a peep, it felt so good, but she knew he might, so she reached back and gave him a Turkish Tea Cup.

by Lazerz4eyez February 06, 2013

CHINESE TEA CUPPING

ANAL SPRAY ON THE UPPER REGIONS OF THE TOILET BOWL.

FRIG DUDE IF CHINESE TEA CUPPING WERE AN OLYMPIC SPORT YOU WOULD BE A GOLD MEDALIST. WHO FLUNG THAT DUNG.

by buckshag October 11, 2018

furry tea cup

The furry tea cup is a euphemism for the vagina, evoking visceral images of cunnilingus.

The pun was inspired by surrealist Swiss artist Méret Elisabeth Oppenheim (1913-1985). It is literally a saucer and tea cup covered in the fur of a Chinese gazelle, a piece which became wildly popular. It can be found today on display at the Museum of Modern Art (MoMA) in New York.

Partially contributing to the contemporary trend of women shaving their pubic areas.

Frat Guy 1: "Hey bro, I totally went down on Hilary last night."

Frat Guy 2: "Yeah? How was it?"

Frat Guy 1: "She was super into it, all wet... but sorta hairy."

Frat Guy 2: "Oh, the old furry tea cup!"

Frat Guy 1: "Yeah, I'm still flossing out pubes this morning!"

by cemantix March 02, 2014