A fork of Rural Dictionary
These guys are NOT ninja! They are samurai!!! Watch the tv show and read the comics. They may not wear armour, they may know acrobatics, but they are NOT ninja! Ninja wear all black, and they wear pants, and they actually use the shadows for cover regardless of the time of day instead of hiding underground during the day. Yes, I know that the name "Teenage Mutant Samurai Turtles" doesn't sound NEARLY as cool as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", but I don't care. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are not ninja. They are samurai.
Example? Watch the damn tv show!
Was a really cool show before those damn Power Rangers came and fucked everything up with their sissy Zords.
One of four turtles who were mutated by a substance called 'Ooze.' Love to eat pizza and watch TV. They fight the bad Foot Ninjas, too.
Donatello ish the most badass mofo of the Ninja Turtles.
They can easily kick the Power Rangers' asses any day of the week.
Power Ranger: Ha ha! Those are ninja turtles? They look like rejects from Rita and Zedd's palace. We'll mop the floors with them in five minutes. (five minutes later) Power Ranger: Can't....feel....legs....(dies)
One of the best U.S. cartoon series ever to exist, and first appeared as a comicbook in the early 1980s. Has 3 movie incarnations and 3 different series to air on TV, the newest appearing 2003.
Hey dawg, you saw Ninja Turtles yesterday? Them damn turtle boys iz bad azz fuck, my nigga!
Heroes in a half-shell. Turtle power!
"Yo man! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is the SHIT, YO!" "Yeah, i know what u mean dawwwwg" "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- Heroes in a half-shell--- Turtle Power!"