A fork of Rural Dictionary
To buy a hotel room for a few hours, drink, have a good time with friends.
Luis: Pues fuckit lets get a teli
Rams: fuckit
A man, typically strong and very handsome. He is admired by most, hated by the rest. Teli usually makes weak people wet themselves. A Teli will be a great leader with many in his clan. His sexual prowess is legendary.
I’m Greek Mythology, Zeus was always aware of Teli’s presence and kept him as an ally, for Zeus feared Teli’s wrath.
Tall Handsome Strong Visionary
Example: the ground shook, for here comes Teli and his legendary army. The village of farmers hid underground to avoid death and destruction