Country Dictionary

A place in Nor Cal, 925, right next to danville or, d-ville if you live there. If you lived here then you went to MV, poor soul. A boring town with nothing to do. That's about all I can think of.

"Are ya smokin yet?!"

The bowl game that refs go to to practice making bad calls. Also known as Lloyd Carrs last stand.

Ref #1: Should we call too many players on the field?
Ref #2: No, that would be a good call, we are at the alamo bowl to practice making bad ones.

The most boring landmark in San Antonio, the battle of the Alamo was a loss, yet we honor it? We LOST people, it was ordered to be destroyed by Gen. Sam Houston, yet we stood there to fight, it was shameful we thought that just because they are Mexicans that we could beat them 180 to 5000, that's not even david and goliath, that's stupidity, period. And the alamo never bought us time, the alamo was crushed, then the massacre at goliad, then we trapped them at San Jacinto and crushed the surrounded, ambushed Mexiacan army.

When I go to the Alamo I find it hard not to laugh at the pridefull Texans who think, the building is worth a damn.

alamo is the misspelling for “lmao”

ALAMOOO, oh shit autocorrect, it was meant to be lmao sorryyyy

A shortened version of saying ahh, lmao. It represents understanding what one was saying and proceeds to laugh about it. All in one word. Free

" No wonder your diagram is wrong. You didn't include the cat in it", said Johnny.

"Alamo, my bad", said Jill.

A sexual move in which a White women Preferably from Texas has sexual intercourse with Three Mexicans, during the intercourse the women is to struggle and scream " THE ALAMO!!" as her anus is penetrated with a Mexican Penis.

Dang that was a good Alamo we pulled on sally last week

when 5,000 dirty mexicans amazingly defeated 156 texan farmers including Davie crocket

dirty mexican: ha take that retard americans we won at the alamo
some american: Mexico sucks