A fork of Rural Dictionary
The highest level of the Roman Catholic clergy. Rules over an area called a diocese. Can ordain priests. Wears a tall, pointed hat called a miter; carries a staff called a crosier; wears a large cross and a large ring. Answerable to the pope.
Did your bishop just checkmate my king?
A bishop is someone who yanks his crank in the school bathroom
The vile specimen knows as the D wing Bathroom bishop had been unmasked, he beats we glee, while sipping tee. For the bathroom bishop had one of many heinous deeds. He scales the bathroom and protects with might. If you try to stop him he’ll give you that pipe.
Means to have a 'Semi On' brought on by girls talking dirty about sexual experiences.
Penny: My boyfriend gave me a really hard fucking last night I was squealing like a pig but I didn’t cum so I flicked myself off. Keith, what's that in your pocket? Keith: That story gave me a Bishop On.
Irreverent slang for the male penis.
Mom: What are you doing in there? Open this door! Son: Hold on!! I'm Bopping my Bishop. Mom: Wash up when your done. It's time for dinner.
forcing a Holy bible into ones gash.
"vicar, lets do that again!" "what do you mean?" "like what jesus did to the jews!" "oh, THAT thing" "lets go bishoping up your wrinkly grandma!"