A fork of Rural Dictionary
Black coffee and a cigarette as your first and only meal before noon.
The Breakfast of Champions is staining my teeth
Commonly known as 'goin down on' your girlfriend the morning after a previous night of rampant sex
"i had a 'breakfast-of-champions' this morning, my my, it didnt go down too well"
A makeshift breakfast consisting of an energy drink of ones preference, and a piece of junk food (i.e. chips, candy, donut, etc.)
I was starving before I had to get to an early meeting so I stopped at the Am Pm to grab a Breakfast of Champions
the perfect hangover breakfast based on junk food and other crap you can possibly find in a college student's kitchen cabinet...
A good example of breakfast of cahmpions would be:
sausage McMuffin + a can of diet coke + leftover pepperoni pizza + a bowl of frosted cereals + Maalox plus tablets
"Fuck dude, that's what I call the breakfast of champions!!"
Cunnilingus performed in the morning. (So named for the similarity between the labia majora and two strips of bacon.)
I'll have you know, Bertrand, that this morning I partook of the breakfast of champions.
Excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut
Nutritious way to start your day.
Yeah, Breakfast of Champions sure is an excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut
The meal that any woman (or gay man for that matter) can stomach after a night consisting of having sex a total of at least 10 times with 3 different guys, and then continues in the morning with the knob slobbing.
Male: "You ready for the breakfast of champions?"
Female: "If it is what I think it is, then n..."
*Splurge*