A fork of Rural Dictionary
The religion of the one true saviour, Dobby. Ferretism shall be celebrated on Fur-idays with the worship of holey socks.
Ferretism is a new world religion
Best thing of anything. ever. all who say otherwise should go suck on it.
Ferrets are playful, curious, fun and interesting. They are related to pole cats, sunks, weazels and meakats They often get too excited and run into things espeialy when on tiles. They "dook" when playing. Ferrets are NOT vicious unless u train them to be.They come in different colours not just albino.
Awwww look at the cute little ferret...:)
an amazing animal. looks like a small version of a cat crossed with a wiener dog
person 1: what is that?
person 2: its a snake with legs!
person 3: no, its a ferret
Cute cuddly animals usually referred to as "Furry knee-socks with eyes". They are mischievous creatures and will steal anything smelly, shiny, or just plain interesting but they always find a way to weasel their way into your heart. And they always find a way to make you laugh whether they are war dancing, running into things, or making adorable chittering noises. =D
Friend: Aw! What is that adorable creature?!
Me: That my friend, would be a ferret.
Friend: I wish I had one!