A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A person who loves to giggle and laught ALL OF THE TIME!!!!!!! He tends to be very shy but once you get to know him hes a chatter box. Makes a very good boyfriend.
2. The awesomest person ever! If you ever meet a person named Garrison, you should give him all your cheese and chocolate (THE FOOD THAT YOU EAT AND DIGEST THAT YOU PUT IN CAKE OR ON POTATOS!)...
3. A human named Garrison
4. A Fort used to fight in France during the war in which I do not remember what it is called...
5. A french dude
6. An awesome dude
7.Someone who should never be beaten up
8. A screenwriter
9. Someone you must give money to!
10. A rich dude!
Wow! That boy sure does giggle alot! He must be a Garrison1!
A usually fat and lightskin version of Shrek who has trouble with women because of his appearance. Is known to be a dick to children. Very fond of name calling and pranks on friends who are easy targets.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen garrison around?
Person 2: Ya here he comes right now.
Garrison: Hey fags where's your mommy's
Person 1: shut up shrek.
A young woman possessing the following traits: intelligence, talent, strength, beauty, and compassion.
A girl who wants to be on student council should be a role model. She should be a Garrison.
A guy with a rather abnormal shaped penis that is very small. Do not touch it, you may puke and rethink your sexual status.
Shaped like a lolipop, and looks like the top is about to pop off.
" I think im going to puke"
"Must have touched Garrisons penis eh ?"
" I saw a Garrison penis once."