A fork of Rural Dictionary
The next step down from god. When something little goes right, or a plan comes to fruition, you thank gord, instead of god. "thank god" is generally reserved for the larger victories, such as winning the lottery.
"Thank Gord I didn't miss the bus!" "Gord almighty"
A lizard of the thunderous species; a thunder lizard. Can be found at Shambhala sleeping in a cool dark place.
Look at that Gord! Just chilling in his cool dark dank place, one of the greatest thunder lizards I've ever seen!
Slang term for brain, head, mind.
Potent Cannabis will blow you out of your gord!
A fart so disgustingly rancid that it can clear out a room. Friends and co-workers alike will run for the exits holding their breath or gasping for air.
1) I think someone must have Gord in here with the amount of casualties lying on the floor. 2) I walked in the room and everyone else was clawing their way out. It appears someone must have Gord in here.
Gord (Gourd) - A person who thinks they are cool but is really retarded and just a fag.
Anyone who takes pictures of themselves in bathroom mirrors, and posts the pictures with Brand Names written along the sides. Gord: "I know all of T-Pains lyrics." Me: "who fucking cares!"