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gourmet

a sub-standard home made food that is not as good as its cheaper, commercially made equivalent

My dad's gourmet mac & cheese is much worse than Kraft Dinner.

by elind85 June 16, 2011

Gourmet

Not hormonal; happy; only lightly salted

Wow! Becky is acting so gourmet today!

by Brendon patd April 07, 2017

Gourmet

A new term to define girl's asses/dumpers. Verb.

"Man, that girls ass is GOURMET!"
"Dude, get your hands off my girlfriend's gourmet ass."
"I'd like to slip a finger down that girls crack. Gourmet."

by Balls November 15, 2004

Ghetto Gourmet

Ghetto Gourmet is when you make a meal with a little bit of money but with a whole lot of flavor. Usually involves ramen noodles and foods that don't normaley go together.

Mark: man i'm hungry but theres nothing to eat
Chris: no problem homie G ill wip us some ghetto gourmet

by Tatert the tot June 02, 2017

Gourmet kitchen

An abstract term used by Realtors to add appeal to listings. Theoretically, it refers to a higher-end kitchen, but it has become used so loosely, that there are no clear defining factors that separate a 'gourmet kitchen' from a 'kitchen.'

Remodeled gourmet kitchen with custom white cabinets and black granite countertops. New appliances, plenty of cupboards and drawer space. Hardwood floors downstairs. 3 bedrooms upstairs with full bath remodeled with granite counters. Plenty of built ins for storage and linens and such.

by tckrtckr May 16, 2007

mini gourmet

A Diner in San Jose, California. They're open 24 hours and usually busiest during the late hours of the night. A much better alternative to Denny's.

3 am? Let's go to the Mini Gourmet for some milkshakes.

by HHROTHGAR April 23, 2008

Gourmet Teabag

The act of covering your nuts with feces and then into your partner's mouth.

Gross, I just watched Stan give Mike the filthiest gourmet teabag!

by Fred97 October 26, 2011