A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a chick gives you a blowjob but she isn't very good so she ends up squeezing and biting your dick.
Friend 1:" Hey man, did you go to warped tour last night"
Friend 2:" Yeah, it was a fun time until I got slap chopped"
Any excessive amount of useless stuff on a person place or thing. I.E. a bunch of SLAP CHOP!!
A truck driving down the road with 2 grill guards, 5 antennas, 22 lights and a stuffed animal attached to the front... look at all that slap chop on the truck.
A black girl with way to big of nails and multiple sets of gold hoops on that match all 6 necklaces...damn that chick is wearing a lot of slap chop.
A truck full of mexicans.... truck full of slap chop.
To open palm slap a titty sized C and up
Would you rather have a purple nurple or a slap chop?
When a girl finds out that an angry dragon has been preformed and proceeds to chop off your unit by biting down with her teeth
Dude, Jim just got slap chopped when he tried to pull an angry dragon
To bitch slap one on their body with a Slap Chop infomercial device.
"I Will Slap Chop You"
"Did you hear, Kevin Slap Chopped Janice"
"Did you hear about Vince Shlomi, he Slap Chopped that hooker in his South Beach hotel room!"
It's receiving are slapping somebody in the face
If you don't take out that trash I'll slap your chops