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squid

An extremely rare animal with a short lifespan. Usually a new sport bike enthusiast with the reasoning of a lunatic, whom you might see thrashing on an R1 wearing sandals, shorts, and a tee.
When found lying motionless on the pavement, this creature transforms itself into a stream of blood, exposed flesh, and broken limbs. Hence the squid moniker.

Stupid
Quick
Underdressed
Imminently
Dead

Did you see that guy leave the showroom on the R6? Did you see what he was wearing? What a moron. That Squid.

by bomb biscuit April 19, 2004

Squidding

When you ride like an asshole or above your limits. Squids don't wear any proper riding gear. Squids typically ride a Suzuki, and don't give to shits about anyone,or their bike

Jim.. You need to stop squidding.. It's fucking dumb

by -Mr.YummiR6 March 26, 2014

Squid

Someone who rides a motorcycle recklessly without any gear.

"Look at him doing wheelies without even a helmet, what a squid!"

by Thatonekid87 June 12, 2020

Squidding

Typically a sedentary activity in which a person acts like an agitated or otherwise unproductive squid. Levels of agitation may vary from lethargic to furious. One may squid due to exhaustion, being annoyed, in pain, depressed, upset or any other reason deemed valid by the squidder.

Friend: "What's up?"
Squidder: "༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽"
Friend: "what... o_o"
Squidder: "IM SQUIDDING"
Friend: "Squidding??"
Squidder: "Long day, I'm exhausted. So yeah, I'm squidding"
Friend: "What the fuck is that??"
Squidder: "Just laying around like a fucking squid"
Friend: "K.."

by Flobsmack February 07, 2020

squid

a US Navy Sailor. derogatory

Marine: Man, there are a lot of squids in here.

Sailor: Maybe it's because you're on a ship, jarhead.

by theunknowngl October 17, 2004

the squids

we all know of {the ants 😡🐜} but do you know of the squids 😡🦑? inspired by braeden lemasters, the ants is the new edition of the viral ants tiktok meme.
use it as a joke, by itself, or warning people of danger.

the squids are coming! run!

by Averagepotato September 23, 2019

Squided

When you've finished having sex with a female and you came inside of her, wait until it drips out. You then pick her up from under her shoulders while she's still naked, she flings her legs outward and wide open, you then run towards your friend, she wraps her legs around the back of your friend's head vagina comes in contact with face, and gets "ink" all over your friend's face.

Ha, did you see when Brandon grabbed Liz and squided Trey? That was classic!

by KragothTBD June 07, 2014