A fork of Rural Dictionary
To make illegitimate or to severely degrade the quality of
Man, the way Soulja Boy bastardizes rap makes me wonder if rap's even music anymore.
Besides all the usual meanings, it has a meaning in engineering as well. A bastard is a type of coarse-toothed file.
Conversation in the stores. "Hi, I need a file." "A half-round bastard?" "No, a little triangular fucker."
Extremely distorted. No longer resembling the idea presented by the original.
The bastardized photo showed me having sex with a monkey.
Those responsible for the death of Kenny on South Park.
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!" "You bastards!"
An Australian unit of measurment often used to describe extraordinary measures, particularly that of people and the weather. can be used as a noun, verb and adjective.
He ran like a bastard It's blowing 40 bastards It's a bastard of a day