Country Dictionary

a girl's boob that is smaller than the other one

"Do you think Lisa's flat tire is even an a-cup?"

Stepping on the back of someone's shoe so that they have to put it back on. When I moved to Los Angeles peaople were calling this a "wedgie," but that's plain wrong! A wedgie involves whitey-tidies and a display of upward force.

That bastard gave the blind guy a wedgie during a fire drill.

A girl with a flat ass

That girl has a flat tire

Getting an elbow in the testicles during a pit stop gone wrong.

I was getting the best pit stop from this girl when she accidentally gave me a flat tire.

Noun

Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.

You Have a flat tire.

When you have a good buzz, then you eat food and the food kills your buzz completely.

"There I was a Billy's house for a BBQ. I had like 3 Oly tall boys and was feeling great...until I ate a fat burger...completely lost my buzz...totally flat tired my self"

In a chick fight when one girl steps on the other girls foot and punches her in the chest really hard.

The flat tire is the best way to win at Foxy Boxing.