A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of stuffing ones ass with as much sand as possible, squatting down and then letting the sand slowly pour out into another persons' gaping anus. If all the sand has been transferred, switch positions and repeat. Bonus points if you can get some consistency going e.g. switching every 10 minutes.
Alex: Bro, we really gotta start practising our hourglassing, our times are all over the place
Tim: I'm not your bro, fucker. Now hurry up with the sand.
When you hold your dick so hard it looks like an hourglass.
That guy is really good at hourglassing
An hourglass is a device used to measure the passage of time. It comprises two glass bulbs connected vertically by a narrow neck that allows a regulated flow of a substance from the upper bulb to the lower one.
He reached out to take the hourglass
When a computer program becomes unresponsive and the cursor turns into an hourglass.
"Aw, man, I gotta restart my computer. It just went hourglass on me. I never had that program go hourglass on me before."
A penis that is cold, but still hard. It causes the middle to become shriveled and small, but the blood flow stays in the head, causing a normal erection, which makes the penis the shape of an hourglass.
Jill: Holy crap! What's wrong with your dick?
John: Nothing. Just have a case of hourglass penis.
Jill: I've never seen anything like it!
John: What do you mean. It's cold, so I have a half-boner. I mean come on! Your blowing me on a ski lift!
A real woman. A beautiful girl. The perfect shape. A classic that will NEVER go out of style.
I love sexin' a woman who's got the hourglass figure. I need something to grab and squeeze and thrust into and enjoy. She is hot. Hourglass figure is so H-O-T. No other compares.