A fork of Rural Dictionary
a tool used by men to perform impossible tasks for their wives
Honey, When you come home from work could you fix my computer, I have two weeks worth of work that I have not backed up and my computer says can't read drive C: Sure, I'll make sure I bring home my magic wand.
when you paint your penis to the colors of the rainbow and have sex. after sex you offspring will be colored
i had such a big magic wand, it was beautiful
the act of putting lucky charms on your penis then fucking and girl in the butt then having her eat it off of your penis
Dude last night i gave my wife a magic wand of charms she seemed to like it a lot.
The penis of a man one cares about deeply, not to be confused with a pork sword which is less desirable. Couples well with a heaven basket. A term of endearment for the penis.
I love everything about you, including your magic meat wand.