A fork of Rural Dictionary
Olde English word for clitoris. Comes from motte and bailey castle, where the motte was a mound with a stronghold and the bailey was an enclosed courtyard.
"She had the day off work and just hung around the house watching Twilight while flicking her motte."
Sexually transmitted disease. Includes but is not limited too gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, etc. A degenerative condition.
"dude, careful, that chick has the motts"
another term used instead of girlfriend.
Also means a hairy vagina (not in ireland) which is funny as this means all the girls in ireland don't realise they are being called hairy vaginas
The Motts is simply a term used to describe an indescribable feeling of uncomfortable disgust and awkwardness. This can be used in any form, from social situations to describing movies.
"Man, old episodes of MASH really give me the motts!"
"This old man who smelled like meat came into our store today and spoke to me in monotone for 45 minutes about Starwars. I had the motts so bad!"
Cash money, see also flow, from the old skool applesauce commercial "I got the motts." We've been using this since the late 80's in central Florida.
"You want to go to McDonalds."
"Yeah, but I ain't got the motts."