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perm

1. Creamy crack; something many black women feel they need and grow an unhealthy dependence on in the efforts to make their hair straight or European-looking.

2. caustic chemicals that have no business on somebody's hair

That perm made her hair look thin and scraggly.

by S. April 14, 2004

Perm

What ugly niggas get when they can’t get pussy

That faggot white boy Connor so ugly he had to get a perm 💀

by Adolf Bin Un July 30, 2021

permed

Permed” is slang for permafried, meaning your brain is permanently fried from doing psychedelics or drugs in general.

My friend did way to much lsd and now she’s permed.

by September 22, 2020

The Perm

When a group of guys form a circle around a girl, masturbate into her hair, let it soak in and then use their sperm donation to fix up her hair in a stylish doo. This usually happens before an important school dance or wedding.

Dumb Girl: It's only an hour before prom and I still don't have my hair done. What am I gonna do!?

Some Random Guy: Don't worry girl. Me and the guys can help you out. We'll give you the best perm ever.

(The perm)

by I Killed a Hooker Once January 11, 2011

Perm

A very ugly haircut. Usually a flowing mane dripping with hair juice.

You got a fucked up haircut, man. What is that, a perm?

by Cosmic Truckaz October 16, 2003

perm

permanently excluded (from school/college)

He got permed for possessing cannabis.

by dontfeardeath May 20, 2016

Perm

Like that of the high fashion, high dollar perm hairstyle. The word "perm" is used when describing something that is fantastic, brilliant, amazing, special etc...

That mixtape is soo perm!

You should come to the party tonight, it's gonna be perm.

It would be soo perm to hook up with that beautiful baby.

by ChaoxAD November 15, 2009