A fork of Rural Dictionary
A girl that is very passive/boring in bed. Mainly in missionary position. Spread out like a starfish. No talent at all.
Guy: "Are you going to be a Starfish again today ?" Girl: "I feel tired.. so.." Gade: "Dude this girl last night went completely starfish on me again!" Skanqueman: Again?! Throw that thing back in the sea.
Noun: A dead fuck. Someone who may lays there, doing nothing, during sex.
Marcus went and ate Denise's Mac N Cheese in the kitchen. Afterwards, while she was on top, Marcus just laid there like a starfish and allowed Denise to do all the work.
When an individual is too intoxicated or tired to participate in intercourse with their partner they simply lay on their back outstretched to resemble the same shape as a starfish and let their partner do all the work.
dude I was so hammered last night when I got home I just ended up starfishing it with the girlfriend.
When you get so high you are spread out and stuck to your bed like a starfish.
"Haley got so high from that Lasagna bowl that she starfished in the car and didn't even make it to Taco Bell" "Gordon is always the first to Starfish"