A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sexual practice when a man puts his erect penis between a pair of large lubricated breasts and pumps until he reaches orgasm thus producing an ejaculation. In California this is called "Russian". Also known as a "tit fuck" or "Swedish fuck". The bigger the breasts the better the act and sensations leading to orgasm.
My wife allowed me to do Swedish on her when she gets her period. Her tits are the largest on that time of month.
A simple way of saying "sweet" (in agreement or approval) . Meaning "ok" or "cool" in confirming an arrangement.
A:Dude, I'll see u around 7? B:Swedish! I'm gonna borrow your car, is that Swedish?
Sweden is full of Swedish, blond, bombshells with huge breasts, but the men are considered gay and/or stupid by other Scandinavian countries. The reason for this is their natural blonde hair, massively upper body strength, and their way of speaking. This normally has nothing to do with the actual men, hell, he could bring back a deer to his wife and seven kids and still be considered gay by fellow norse men.
Once about a time 2 Swedes and 2 Norwegians were gonna compete who got most fish. The Norwegians pulled up fish after fish, but the Swedes got nothing. Then, one of the Swedes decided to spy on the Norwegians. Later on, he came back to his buddy, and gave the following message... – Dom har borat høl i isen! (They've made a hole through the ice!) we found a problem: Example doesn't use the word swedish. Use the word in a sentence. Fine... Swedish men are stupid.