A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who says something extremely stupid or blatantly obvious which should get them stomped in the balls.
Man 1: I can't pay Wayne Rooneys wages. Man 2: shut up, you big turkey.
a word used for mainlanders visiting hawaii
those stupid turkeys...look at them getting ripped off on tourist shit
noun: the action of using a thumb to provide manual stimulation of the vagina, called the "turkey" because the four fingers look like tail-feathers and the thumb a turkey's head when executed properly.
-So I got my thumb up in there and she loved it. -Dude, you gave her the turkey?
noun \ˈtər-kē\ A great girl; one who is smart, funny, charismatic, caring, and loving; one who will never stop supporting her school, peers, or mascot, no matter the consequences; the embodiment of what Ben Franklin hoped would be America's mascot: a symbol of peace and of thanksgiving.
Look at that girl! She never gives up, never fails to help her friends, and never stops voting. What a turkey!
Turkey – a work safe word to describe someone who you think is: 1) Completely retarded and doesn’t know anything about what they’re talking about 2) Has an intolerable personality
Dan: Hey Stefan, are you going to Jacob's Bhangra dance this evening? Stefan: Jai Ho! I’m going to get that shit on video. That kid is such a turkey!