A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone else gets hurt.
Dude, John just smacked his head on the car door! It was as funny as the time Lisa got bitten by her pet goat!
An intentional misspelling of the english word, "Funny". While "Funny" means that something is entertaining or comedic, "funni" usually is a way of adding sarcasm to it. So, if you tell your friend a joke and they say "very funni" the joke may have been quite lame or only mildly entertaining.
Shanequa: Ayo i was shakin' my ass the other day and this guy told me it looked like two jiggly pancakes! Maurice: very funni In this example, Maurice did not find Shanequa's words funny in any way.
When you want someone to know your completely seriouse
Yassine: yo I just failed Patrick’s test no funnies Daniela : yeah that test was hard as fuck