A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you go to take a shit that ends up being so horrid, so unsatisfying, and so messy that you decide you need to take a shower afterward. Not an instance where you were planning on taking a shower anyway.
I was late to my date with Maria because I got stuck with a Tiajuana dessert
The act of pooping butt to butt
Jon and Mike went to the bathroom after eating the sloppy joes, I think they are going to make a Tiajuana Taco
Taking a hit off of a bong, pipe or blunt then shooting tequila with salt and lime before exhaling
Gus was so high he couldnt stand after the tiajuana takedown
All I know is it involes a donkey, a whore, a video camera, a carona bottle, a fifth of tequila, a worm and exactly 2 lime slices.
What the hell happened last night!?!?! usted cogió un burro. What the hell did you say? Tiajuana Teabag!!!LAWL
When a man of Mexican origin has a bowel movement into a woman's vagina and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with her.
Juan forced Julie down on the bed, gave her 5 soft slaps, and then gave her a Tiajuana Gunderman.
when someone takes a crap in a sock and hits another person across the face with it