A fork of Rural Dictionary
To deliberately bail on something important that everyone involved expected you to lead, like a military deployment, while creating the impression that you did it anyway.
Person 1: Hey man, I heard you led those kids through such a difficult time. Everyone is so thankful for you.
Person 2: Between you and me bro, I Tim Walz'd that sh*t!
The vice presidential running mate of Cackling Kamala Harris in the 2024 election. He fell out of a coconut tree and hit his head in the process, resulting in him becoming governor of Minnesota. During his tenure, he has supported socialism, refused to deal with dangerous rioters, put tampons in boys' bathrooms, lied about his military record repeatedly, opened a hotline to report neighbors for violating social distancing during covid.
In spite of all of these things, he has the audacity to be a faux moderate politician and 'midwestern dad'. He and his presidential running mate have the temerity to give no serious or detailed outline of the policies they endorse or support.
Katie: "Who's that guy Tim Walz?"
Carl: "Imagine Fidel Castro if he pretended to be a moderate politician."
A very down-to-Earth VP candidate. He served in the military, and even worked in manufacturing. Eventually, he became a successful teacher and football coach, leading his high school team to a state championship. Walz was able to get conservatives to embrace Democratic values, with plenty of experience as a representative and Governor of Minnesota.
Kamala Harris and Tim Walz will bring in a new age for America
tim walz, thats aguy right there if i ever seen one