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A really horrible indie-pop band. There are two members, a girl and a guy and their music sucks. They sound like they are trying to be edgy, but thier music just ends up sounding like pop music. I really don't get why so many people think they play good music, I 've heard some of their songs and they all sound the same to me. For some reason, this band reminds me of a weaker poppy version of the industrial band, Angelspit.
When I hear any music by the ting tings, I want to shit my pants and rip out my hair.
She’ll get knocked up by her ex, marry you to cover it up, then divorce you for your cousin. She’ll keep the name Ting ting because she believes she’s sweet, innocent, and cute. In all reality, she’s a liar and a closet hoe. She’ll have extravagant taste but drown in debt to keep up with appearances. She’ll have her in laws do her homework because she doesn’t know the content herself. Yet, she’ll claim she’s intelligent and wear only her school gear because she needs that attention to feel validated. There is the long jaw that protrudes, making her a butter face but not to worry, her ex-husband’s insurance will pay to fix it all up so she can better make out with his cousin. She lives with her parents who also parents her kids because she doesn’t know how to do that herself. She’ll tell you you’re wrong when in reality, this is a 15 year old in a mid-30s old body making semi-adult money. So she doesn’t know how to live life until she destroys everyone in her path.
Have you seen Sorina? Oh you mean, ting ting? Yea! She was last leaving with her ex’s cousin after the holiday party- to a hotel.
The suspect was caught tugging on his ting ting outside the ladies room at T.G.I Fridays. No charges have been filed.
Peter Capaldi fan. Created by a middle aged woman who said fans only liked him because they had a 'ting ting' for him.
Person 1: I'm a ting ting! Person 2: What's that? Person 1: A Peter Capaldi fan. It's easier to say that rather than Peter Capaldi fan.