A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of cutting open a female's breast and sticking your penis inside of it performing acts as if it were intercourse
After we came home from dinner, my girlfriend let me tit fuck her.
Like a regular Tit Fuck , but performed with man boobs instead. Considered as a sexual delicacy for senior inmates upon the incarceration of a new and fat/hormonally imbalanced inmate. Can also be a topic of discussion within a death metal band members after playing a concert and failing to bring back some groupies to the after party.
Senior inmate 1: Doowww, have you seen dat new kid with the boobies in bloc 4? Shotgun on a man tit fuck.
Senior inmate 2: I’m second in line. Fuck I miss this shit; I’d kill to eat a Big Mac.
Bass player: Dude, have you seen those giant tits leaning on the monitors while we played Kunt Killer tonight? I would have rubbed my 36’’ between those.
Guitar player: Of course I noticed those giant tits, and if you’d have played tight tonight, she probably would be right here getting ready for some action, but thanks to your stellar performance, I’m left fantasizing on a man tit fuck with you instead. Squeeze them tight for a change; I’ll go grab my guitar.
Bass player: Fuck you.
Getting Tit Fucked and cumming on her chin giving her the grey beard of an old Jesus.
Man her rack is so firm I'd want to give her a Jesus Tit Fuck
When you tit fuck a girl while sitting in a urinal and shitting at the same time before cumming on her boobs, then flushing the urinal.
Oh Man I Urinal Tit Fucked that girl so hard, my ass is still wet from the victory flush
The fabled Quad Tit-Fuck occurs when two females press their breasts together and a male has sex with the crevice that forms in the center.
Player: "Dude, I had a threesome with these big boobie bithes last night!"
Punk: "So what, dude, you've had threesomes before."
Player: "I know, but this time I pulled off the legendary Quad Tit-Fuck!!!"