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TMZ

Chuck Norris's arch enemy.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked TMZ into a closet today.

by allaballa November 05, 2010

TMZ

Someone who is always recording/taking videos of others with their phone.

"Why do you keep recording bruh, stop being TMZ."

by SuperJ7 December 12, 2017

TMZ

TMZ stands for " tickle my zoin " (zoin meaning genitals) it is a sexual term commonly used in the eastern region of the united states among teenagers during "sexting".

Sam- " TMZ Joe? ;)" Joe- " Whats TMZ?" Sam- " tickle my zoin silly" Joe- " oh damn, yes! "

by lolingallday November 29, 2011

t.m.i. TMZ

When someone shares too much personal information about someone else's private life when gossiping.

Coworker #1: "Did you hear about Adam?" Coworker #2: "No, what happened?" Coworker #1: "He got an STD from a girl he met on Myspace." Coworker #2: "t.m.i. TMZ - I don't need or want to know that."

by NCdubmixer January 29, 2011

TMZ titties

When a girl has tits that make you want to blog and gossip about them.

Damn, dat girl got some TMZ titties! I'm puttin dem shits on my blog son!

by Tittyhawk October 19, 2011

Matt, the blond douche on TMZ

The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.

TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."

by Jessica Alba ex-mexican November 29, 2010

TMZ

adj-adjective -a person (normally one who identifies as being male/man) of the larger African Diaspora who makes it their job/business (similar to that of thirty-mile-zoneTMZ) to be the first person to drop someone else's business with the intent to garner personal traction or glorification. This transcends a person/people who simply talks too much and is a personality trait where being the first person to drop someone else's business becomes fulfilling and natural. -a TMZ person tends to display the following traits: getting mad when they are not the first person to know your business; tends to drop your business within minutes of you telling them; will go out of their way to drop your business; doesn't care to decipher between the truth and runs and tell even the most outlandish of information; gets mad when they tell your business and someone already knows what they are trying to drop; tends to be sensitive, arrogant, but will proclaim to subscribe to the most traditional characteristics of masculinity.

Big-D, old TMZ ass, called me at 3 in the morning just to be the first person to tell me about Mike's babymomma, and he got mad when I told him that I didn't care.

by FountainCityKing November 29, 2024