A fork of Rural Dictionary
(n) A totally fierce married woman with a huge fan club of gay men. Generally a wifely will have great skills in empathy, compassion, and can joke or cast shade with the best queens.
I don't care how cool you think you are gurl, you don't have anything on a proper wifely.
A misspelling of the word "wifi", often caused by auto-correct.
"my wife just died"
"I think my neighbor is stealing my wife"
extreme hardcore version of a girlfriend
"Dude, your wife battled an ogre to save your favorite t-shirt? That's extremely hardcore."
meaning you are taken by someone and in a meaningful relationship with them.
"how's your love life..?"
"i'm wifed."
when a guy decides to make one girl, his number one. At this point he will be talking about loving you, buying you stuff.
Extreme Wifing: moving in, marriage, kids, and *gulp* REAL commitment.
*Remember* using wifey, is more serious then girlfriend but much less than wife. Wife is usually associated with Extreme Wifing, & Marriage.
1) Yo, my girl Jenny is defiantly getting to be wifey material right now.
2) Jenny is such a great girlfriend I'm thinking about wifing her.
3) Mike! you know Jenny is a hoe! why would you want her wifed? so, she can cheat on you again?