A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb. Any act of self stimulation in a "work from home" environment, particularly during a Zoom or some comparable virtual meeting situation.
In a time when journalists receive little to no love from an increasingly skeptical and disillusioned public, some particularly frustrated news personalities have been literally getting "caught with their pants down" while toobing a work meeting.
cross between sombody who is both a tool and a noob, a huge insult that nobody has ever thought of yet... until now! Similar to a gulible fool who looks up the word gullible in the dictionary after being told it isn't there.
only a true toob would ever bother to look up the word toob on urbandictionary.com
noun. the name for a large inner tube that is used to float down a river or in a lake, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
verb. to float down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
toobing- adj. the act of floating down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
I think I left my toob in the truck.
Anyone wanna toob this weekend?
The Guadalupe River is too low for toobing this year.