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toob

cross between sombody who is both a tool and a noob, a huge insult that nobody has ever thought of yet... until now! Similar to a gulible fool who looks up the word gullible in the dictionary after being told it isn't there.

only a true toob would ever bother to look up the word toob on urbandictionary.com

by nVidia July 29, 2006

toob

noun. the name for a large inner tube that is used to float down a river or in a lake, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

verb. to float down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

toobing- adj. the act of floating down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

I think I left my toob in the truck.

Anyone wanna toob this weekend?

The Guadalupe River is too low for toobing this year.

by Marissa McCottry July 24, 2006

Toob

The new word for the internet, interwebs, and web in general. We check everything on the Toob.

What's on the Toob?

by the interweb July 11, 2008

Toob

One who is both a tard and a noob.

Guy #1: Dude, Billy set Alt+F4 as a hotkey in an online game and can't figure out why it keeps closing.

Guy #2: Man, what a toob.

by CodeNinja February 03, 2013

toob

an intentional misspelling of TUBE

gayzelle's shirt says TOOB

by vodkasaid January 28, 2009

Toob

To masturbate on a Zoom call. Progressive form: Toobin. Past tense: Toob'd.

The New Yorker staff fired Jeffrey Toobin for Toobin on an election simulation Zoom call after he misread the event as an erection stimulation call.

by Nicholas D October 21, 2020

Toob

Toob or Chewb is the name used by 4chans board /lgbt/ to refer to the transgender YouTuber philosophy tube.

She is often depicted when referred to in this way as a humanised phallus or with phallic features. This is in reference to the boards accusations against her.

Toob just released a new video!

I love the toob

by Dooddooddood October 12, 2022