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Toot it & Boot it

To snort illegal substances such as: cocaine,oxycotton, or pcp. Then to sell it to people. The (toot) is the drugs you snort, the (boot) is when you export it.

Posh: Aye man, are you gunna start sellin that coke yet? Or just keep it all to yourself? HellBoy: Nah man, relax im just gunna toot it to see how it is, if its A-1 ill boot it. Toot it & Boot it!

by POSHeries February 07, 2011

tooted and booted

to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.

oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!

by stopdropandrollballs June 15, 2010

toot n boot

To fart and then leave the premises.

I usually toot n boot because I have to fart but don't want to be blamed for it.

by toot n booter February 17, 2015

Toot it and boot it

Have a sexual encounter then kicking the person out once you're done.

I met her in the club, then I said wassup I took her to the crib, and you know I fucked yea toot it and boot it, toot it and boot it.........

by i_da_secksy_guy September 07, 2010

Toot boots

When you step in some sort of shit, and every step you take makes a squelchy and squishy noise.

Person: *shoes are squelching in poo* Random other person: Woah, you've got your toot boots on today.

by xxx_MLGnoscoper_xxx February 08, 2018

toot it and boot it

basically it's a one night stand. Sexual relations then leave (usually in a hurry).

one night stand, "hit it and quit it", "one and done", "lay without pay".. and now.. "toot it and boot it" or "toot it and booted".

by speedphreak831 October 04, 2010