Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Top Hat

A woman's tight vagina

Wow... you couldn't even pull a rabbit out that tight TOP HAT!

by Magic_Merle August 19, 2011

Top Hat

Anyone with a Top Hat is most likely to have burnt down 30 houses during the Great Fire of London, but we don't need to talk about that. Though bad-ass, all of the other oil companies hate 'em. Cool, though.

Oh shoot, it's a Top Hat! Get the gun!

by Sire Top Hat April 06, 2021

top hat

THAT nigga. Usually the leader/supplier if not one of the best ones amongst the gang/crew of men in whatever hood they are in.

Tre & Juice hustled together, but Tre was outside longer and more focused to make it out then Juice so Tre made double what Juice made & brought more to the table for the entire crew. Tre was the top hat aka MVP

by MONEY MULAN May 31, 2018

top hatting

Top hatting refers to the act of masturbating to a picture of Abraham Lincoln

After visiting the Lincoln Memorial, I totally caught my buddy Camilo top hatting in his hotel room.

by A history muff February 11, 2011

top hat

Jonny/Condom/Rubber Sock/Sperm Sanctuary/Baby Barrier/Love Butter Eradicator

Easy Now dan you got a Top Hat for me or otherwise il have to get one of dem pills for me bitch to get dat bun out of er oven!

Father To Son: Ohh son how I wish i had used a Top Hat so you didn't bicker with you're older sister!

by Single Dad 10 Kids August 03, 2010

top hat

Oral sex while dropping a deuce. See also "blumpkin".

by Dugnugs November 07, 2003

top hat

Is a term used when a gun is placed under a persons chin, and the blast blows the persons brain out the top of their head.

" you wont be so smart when I make your skull in to a top hat"

by Hdj February 20, 2008