A fork of Rural Dictionary
the thing that school shooters and Eugenes wear
me:runnn!
Eugene: whats wrong im just wearing my good old Trench Coat
police officer:tackle him
Eugene:whyyy!!??
Officer:everyone knows that school shooters wears trench coats
Long ass coats that have huge pockets on the inside perfect for holding guns,drugs,stolen items etc.
The cops funs a gun and a ounce of coke in the pockets of his trench coat
The act of skinning someone and wearing said skin around as a coat.
That guy is giving me the creeps, he is looking to trench-coat me.
Long coats that only look good on certain people (Peter Murhpy). Unfortunately, almost everyone you see wearing a trench coat is a really ugly acne-faced video gamer.
"Mommy, why is that scary man wearing a big coat? He scares me!"
"Don't mind him, Jimmy, he's harmless. He'll beat you at Halo, but that's about it."
Tricking people into thinking that you have your life together when you're actuallly just two twelve year olds disguised with a trench coat.
I was totally trench coatting at my job interview
A Student at Paul Dwyer CHS who wears a Trench Coat with Candy Canes on the shoulder. He pretty much knows everyone in the school and everyone pretty much seems to know of him or actually know him. He is very chill, unless your on his bad side. he also turned his locker into a mini convenience store called "The Stash Locker" which was filled with pops, snacks and candy. He's also been known for taking pictures of students around the school for their Instagram Accounts. A lot of people in the school like him (including Teachers) but he does have beef with some people tho. He's kinda highly respected among students in all grades and he is VERY respectful to others as well. Lastly the Dwyer Trench Coat Dude is what some would call The Heart Of Dwyer or The Student Heart Of Dwyer. He is an amazing and nice, cool dude and anyone who knows him or hears of him will know that.
Student One: Bro school is going to be weird when the Dwyer Trench Coat Dude graduates this year
Student Two: You're right. He always has a good vibe and brings a good vibe to everyone he meets.
Student One: I'm going to miss him
Student Two: Me Too!
He's a cool dude who wears a Trench Coat with Candy Canes on the side and he sells candy and pop out of his school locker
Person 1: Where and when did you get the candy from??
Person 2: I got it from Dwyer Trench Coat dude. He selling it from his locker