A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Tripod is a Scottish myth of three wild girls so finely in tune with one another that they evolved into one fierce being. The legend goes that they walk the streets of Glasgow under cover of darkness, hunting for parties and unsuspecting victims on whom they bestow their unbelievable chat. The Tripod is said to have such vulgar patter that once this hunt for a party is over, they lie dormant for hours in their own filth, repeatedly cracking the same jokes and laughing maniacally. Be warned - this beast is capable of drawing in even the most sane, sensible and resistant person. You will love it against all better judgment.
The Tripod has left the party - party over.
3 close friends that have know each other for a long time and have such a unique bond that they form a group. These friends are elite to all other people to the point where people bow to them. This friendship is consider to be the highest honor.
Friend 1: hey when we getting the tripod together
Friend 2: me and friend 3 are waiting on you to get over here.
Other people:
Other person 1: I am not worthy of your presence.
The tripod: its ok you may stand
The most badass people you'll ever meet. Keep your girls away from them they'll take em.
The tripod walked down the street the guys bowed the girls drooled.
When a man with one testicle and a man with two testicles simultaneously expose their sacks to another person.
yo Tony lets give Mike the good old tripod