A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be grouped/raped both physically and mentally by a person in public, especially by a TSA member
guy 1: so I was the bouncer last night at that club guy 2: oy yah how was it? Guy 1: it was ok but their was this 1 girl that REALLY wanting in on the party... guy 2: so... guy 1: I TSAed her just to make sure she was properly searched *wink wink :)
TSA stands for "Transportation Security Administration" or "Thugs Standing Around"; they are federal employees tasked with going on power trips and harassing passengers. Whenever they fail and a terrorist attack is attempted (cf. the crotch bomber), they are given more powers to badger air passengers, steal items out of checked luggage, force grandmothers to take off their orthopedic shoes for bomb screening, or perform various other demeaning procedures in the name of security, while none of it actually makes us any safer.
Poor Dave, he made a joke in the airport about terrorists and the TSA goons cavity searched him.
Sally: Hey how'd your date with that airport security guy go? Brittany: After dinner he tried to TSA me, so I bear maced the shit out of him and left him crying in the fetal position on the curb.
stands for take sisors away! all they do is stand in the airport and take away things like beer sissor ur little swiss army knife but they somehow miss bombs.