A fork of Rural Dictionary
a word used to describe the female buttocks
"look at that turd-cutter"
A women's ass. A great ass on a woman. female gluteus maximus.
"She has a nice little turd cutter".
1. What God gave man to prevent him from leaving massive turds that clog up your mom's toilet.
2. Used to efficiently break down the enourmity of your pooh's to a more manageable size, making flushing easier.
3.Your leather donut, tradesmens entrance, ballon knot, mohagony knot, etc..
4. Anti brown trout mechanism located in your ass.
Colin blew out his O-ring at a young age, severely damaging the effectiveness of his turd cutter.
Turd cutter
A metal coat hanger hidden in a bathroom to cut abnormally large turds into smaller flushable chunks.
God I'm glad you had a turd-cutter in the bathroom Rick, otherwise that loaf I dropped was just going to be unflushable.